A story of the one thing that ruined my nice day because I only ever focus on negative shit in my life.

I’m so fucking annoyed.

Tanto: Allie-sensei can you please stay an extra 30min for the teachers meeting? We want to practice English that the teachers should have been learning for the past few years because the government told us we actually have to remember the things you teach in class.

Me: yeah that’s fine.

*tape recorder moment is finished*

Tanto: okay you can go home now.

Me:sure after I finish working on this.

*meeting continues. They have an indepth discussion about LGBT*

Tanto: oh, you can go home now.

Me: oh, but I want to hear it.

*LGBT discussion finishes. Meeting continues. They start taking about new English textbook*

Vice principal: oh Allie you can go home now.

*leaves slowly with a clearly annoyed tude*

Jesus christ I get it you just want me to live in ignorance. I’ll fucking leave now that you’re done using me so yall can talk shit or whatever it is I’m not supposed to be present for. Fuck me I guess.

codeclaire:

~♥~

faitherinhicks:

A ridiculous Resident Evil 4 comic I did a few years ago for an anthology called … dear lord, I can’t even remember. It was a while ago! I think this is the first time I’ve posted this comic online in full, so enjoy. I do enjoy making ridiculous Resident Evil 4 comics. :D

Edit: LIFEMETER! The name of the anthology was Lifemeter. :D 

m0onbean:

tag yourself!

lip gloss- good at arguing, sings a lot when alone, likes attention, gets tired easily, provides good hugs, midnight conversations, really supportive & accepting

eyeliner- chill but gets stressed often, likes writing & drawing, makes a lot of small but dumb mistakes, wants to travel around the world, has underrated humor

blush- spends a lot of money, loves empty cafés, talks too much, cute earrings and pink aesthetics, the psychologist friend, confident but insecure at the same time

chapstick- uses emojis ironically, hella social anxiety, says they’re bad at art but they’re probably not, peach soft drinks, the reasonable friend

mascara- bullet journaling, gets injured a lot, intimidating but is actually soft ™, strawberry milk, screwed up sleep schedule, odd humor

pissvortex:

it’s impossible to satirize Gamer Culture any more than this person seeing a suffragette in a video game and deciding to immediately punch her in the face and then upload it to YouTube entitled “Beating Up Annoying Feminist” where it then proceeds to get over 17,000 likes

sometimestuesday:

ironleaves:

sometimestuesday:

Sylvia Plath was right

About what?

“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.”

gv-mizzhoney:

Resident Evil 2 Remake Screenshots

Leon Kennedy and Claire Redfield

brianwilson:

real life has over 3.5 billion female characters, which is pretty fucking feminist in my opinion. incredible representation

callmebliss:

eggcup:

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

horreurscopes:

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!